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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Rick Perry.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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