- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

A black man killed someone

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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