Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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son, you're adopted.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Anti Joke

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