What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Well, this is fun.

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