why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Hello world

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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marble

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Hey, come here often? No.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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