- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Yellow People !!

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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