- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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