When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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like most people my age. im 27

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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