You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Im taking a shit right now.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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