- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

knock knock come in !

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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