I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Women's rights

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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