Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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