What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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