- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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