- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

A woman walks into a bar.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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