Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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The queen having a shit

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What's up? Your time.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Turkeys are obese

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Male leadership.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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