- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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