Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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