did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What's 1+1? 69.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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