What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

David Cameron

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

Ol-ive

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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