Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Communism hehe xd

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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one stop shop

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