- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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