Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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