why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Anti Joke

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