Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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