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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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