What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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womans having rights.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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I C U P White stuff

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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