If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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