- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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