Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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