- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

^ That's not even funny ^

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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