I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What is 9+10? 19

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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