- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

You are joking right?

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Where's my tractor?

A penis walks into a bar..

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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