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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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