- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

The Morman Religion.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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