- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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homosexual rights to marriage

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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