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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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