What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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