Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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Male leadership.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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