- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Two women were sitting quietly.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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