- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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