- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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