- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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A hill billy went fishing

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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