- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

what is big and white? Your Mom

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