- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Justin Bieber

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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