- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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