- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

David Cameron

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

snowglobe

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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