- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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