- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

9/11 my birthday

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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