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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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