- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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