- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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