A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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An Asian with a big dick.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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