What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Tony Romo

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Anti Joke

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