- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

A guy at a baseball game....

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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