- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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