- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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