- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What do you call two dog? dogs

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

lewis=cardiac

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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