- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

a dyslexic man walked his god.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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