- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Wanna hear a joke? no

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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