- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

A woman walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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