Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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* anti-punchline

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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