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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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