Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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