- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

You're so sweet I have diabetes

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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