Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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anus

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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