You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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