Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Tilt your screen back .

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

A praying mantis is very graceful

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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