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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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