Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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