How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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