Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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I'm tired.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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There's my tractor.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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