An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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