did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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