What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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