A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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