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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What is life? Paul.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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