- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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