- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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