why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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you see theres this guy.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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baloney sandwich

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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