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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

I'm tired.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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