What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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