Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

HELLO EVERYONE

What page are you on The gay page.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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