Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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